1. May I download images from this site?
All illustrations featured on dirtydogma.net are copyrighted. Unauthorized reproduction for COMMERCIAL purposes is strictly PROHIBITED. However, you are free to utilize any and all material in this site for your PERSONAL enjoyment, in whatever twisted and/or depraved forms such uses may assume.
2. Cool illustrations! How are they created, and are the physical originals for sale?
The illustrations featured on dirtydogma.net are executed first as pencil sketches, then as ink drawings which are scanned into the computer, where coloration takes place. In some cases the original ink drawings are available for purchase. If you are interested in acquiring a particular illustration please email us at info@dirtydogma.net with a description of the work in question.
3. Can I commission original dirtydogma artwork?
Yes! Original artwork in the Dirty Dogma style may be commissioned at affordable prices, according to your own specifications. However, there may an extended waiting period, as the demand for original work is high. To commission an original Dirty Dogma masterpiece, send us a description of the kind of illustration you want at info@dirtydogma.net. We´ll respond promptly with a price quote and time estimate.
4. Can Dirty Dogma illustrations be purchased for commercial purposes?
Certainly. If you're interested in enlisting dirty dogma´s distinctive style for a commercial or editorial project, Simply Drop us a line at biz@dirtydogma.net. We´ll respond promptly with more information specific to you.
5. Who is the illustrator for Dirty Dogma?
Under the terms of our contract, we may not divulge the name of our illustrator. However, we can tell you a few things about him. At the age of three he picked up a pencil and started doodling. At six he picked up guitar and started plucking. By his ninth birthday he spoke three languages and impersonated Elvis for ice cream money. At twelve, in Vishakhapatnam, India, he was arrested and interrogated as a Western spy. At seventeen he wrapped his Maserati around one of the gnomes in our back yard, and has been indentured to us by order of the state for a service term of seven years, of which he has served three.
6. Do the dirty bastards behind Dirty Dogma hate women?
It´s unfortunate that this question, which should be a joke, is not uniformly recognized as such. Well, we at dirtydogma.net are just as uninterested in educating a lot of pompous celibates on the bankruptcy of their de-sensualized moral dogma as we are in curbing our enthusiasm for the natural "objects" of our gaze. So if you find yourself offended by the enhanced sexual features of our cartoon babes and the gratuitous contrast they bear to the gangling unattractiveness of our cartoon dudes -- if you find it chauvinistic, misogynistic, or generally in bad taste -- we invite you to build a site which reverses those roles, and then watch us closely to see if we give a damn. Only don't be surprised if everybody laughs at you. That´s rather the point.
1. Shipping and handling rates
Prices vary depending upon which country you are in. Calculations are made in the shopping cart when ordering, based on total weight of order. To calculate your total cost, proceed through the shopping cart to the page before you enter your credit card details. Choose the items you wish to order, and enter your shipping info. A combined total will be displayed for the items you want to order plus shipping costs before you are actually charged.
All our shirts are made of 100% cotton. Tees may shrink about half a size when washed; hoodies shrink about one full size when washed.
Satisfaction is guaranteed or we´ll happily give you a refund for the items that you purchase, provided they are unused and/or unwashed, and it is within 45 days of your order. To return an item, fill out the return form, available here. Include the return form in your package and mail it to the address listed below.
Dirty Dogma
Box 5134
402 23 Gothenburg
Sweden
We can not process your return without your order number. If you do not know your order number, please contact us. We will need to know your name and address in order to look up your order.
We do not offer exchanges at this time. To exchange an item, please follow the instructions for returns, and then simply place a new order for the new item(s) on our site. You will receive a full refund for your original order once we receive it.
We do not rent, sell or distribute our customer base or newsletter e-mails. Your privacy is absolutely guaranteed. Any contact information we receive from you is used only for our communications with you, and for order confirmation and shipping.
Before you contact us, please review our FAQ where we have posted the answers to some of your most common questions. If you are contacting us in regards to an order please tell us your full name, address and invoice number.
If you need more info or would like to make a comment or suggestion, please let us know. You may contact us by email at info@dirtydogma.net.
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